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My Life

The life of the man with girls! girls! Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went
girls! to San Francisco and tasted California
Whoops someone already has this title his free love. Oh the life. We had Jimmy
name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those
Clinton. Also a man to be admired! were the times.
Obviously a man driven by women, although I love cars so when I made my fast
misguided. Millions I bought a Rolls Royce stretch
1000 One Night Stands! limo and a Ferrari and a big Mercedes and
My life is a candid look at the life of several other exotic cars. I rented an
Elvis Preston King the man who has more airline hanger to park them all because I
girlfriends than any man on the planet. lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a
Well it's true I always wanted to be a place they called the Millionaire Mile.
Rock Star and the truth is I am one hell Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low
of a drummer. Why did I want to be a rock and behold I began to age and I noticed
star, I love rock and I love girls! Money that 18 year old girls weren't paying any
for nothing and chicks for free! That's attention to me any more. Saddened by my
why! I just didn't follow through. I aging face I contemplated surgery, but
never even put a band together. How felt the risk of death was too great. So
sad... I went into business and made a I went to the library and checked out
few million dollars in a couple of years books on the subject of places where
and retired at a young age. I just don't girls love the older man. I parked the
like working all the time. What? Are the limo and the Ferrari in storage and went
Billionaires going to take it with them? on a global search to find the girls. I
They think so. I work very hard and then found them. I now have more beautiful
kick back. I like the Margaritaville girls than any man on the planet.
lifestyle, beaches and girls. Unfortunately I made a bad investment
Why do you want to know about my life that dropped me to my knees financially,
anyway? If you are a man who does not but I still have the girls. So now what?
love women don't read another word. Well I can write a book, but that doesn't
I also I have a talent for acting and I turn me on. Bill already did that! I can
wanted to be a movie star. Why? To pick sell my sales training again, I can put
up girls, of course. However, after I on How to Have 1000 One Night Stands
saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay Seminars, The King of Seduction Seminars
prostitutes and I realized that I get etc. or I can offer my one on one picking
more girls than any actor living or dead. up girls services to a rich man who loves
I decided for what do I want to be an girls. I decided on the latter,
actor! Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets
Am I immature, insecure and do I have low well he plans on looking me up. I have
self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem several other multi-millionaires and one
helped me make my money. I had to show billionaire trying to decide if they want
the world I was great. I got paid 15,000 girls and to hang out with Elvis or if
dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate they prefer to keep working and be buried
sales. But I was great at it. What I like with their money. So far no one has taken
is girls, and nothing more. You would me up on my offer 100%. My advice to
think I would grow up. I am 55 years old these people is "Live Like You Were
already. Dying!!"
Unlike the other gurus of girls who To me my girls are like Forrest Gump's
discovered their talent late in life I box of chocolates. And they taste good!!!
have always had girls, girls, girls! I So you ask "Can you teach me to be a
remember when I was 15 I went to a future great Guru of women? Please! Please! My
farmers event out of town and I came back answer, "Probably not. You are born with
holding hands with a little Filipino doll it or you are not. That's why I refuse to
with long black hair. My classmates still take these poor fools money in trying to
talk about me today. Mind you I was a teach them how to pick up girls with a
poor boy from the other side of the worthless book or worthless seminars, but
tracks but with the charm and looks of I am taking some poor girl loving soul
Leonardo DiCaprio. under my wing, Look for me and my buddy
When I was 18 I use to cruise around in in the French Riviera floating around on
my old 55 Chevy convertible picking up his yacht with a boat load of girls!
girls form city to city and town to town. Please feel free to publish this article
You remember Ricky Nelson's "I Am a and resource box in your ezine,
Traveling Man" I forgot to plate my 55 newsletter, offline publication or
Chevy and the police threw me in jail for website. I also ask that you activate any
illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage html links found in the article and in
girlfriends send me money to bail the the byline. You may make minor editorial
handsome poor boy out of jail! corrections only.




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