| The life of the man with girls! girls! girls! | | | | and tasted California free love. Oh the life. We had |
| Whoops someone already has this title his name is | | | | Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those were |
| William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man to be | | | | the times. |
| admired! Obviously a man driven by women, although | | | | I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I bought a |
| misguided. | | | | Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari and a big |
| 1000 One Night Stands! | | | | Mercedes and several other exotic cars. I rented an |
| My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston King | | | | airline hanger to park them all because I lived in a |
| the man who has more girlfriends than any man on | | | | Penthouse on the beach in a place they called the |
| the planet. | | | | Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low |
| Well it's true I always wanted to be a Rock Star and | | | | and behold I began to age and I noticed that 18 year |
| the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why did I want | | | | old girls weren't paying any attention to me any more. |
| to be a rock star, I love rock and I love girls! Money for | | | | Saddened by my aging face I contemplated surgery, |
| nothing and chicks for free! That's why! I just didn't | | | | but felt the risk of death was too great. So I went to |
| follow through. I never even put a band together. How | | | | the library and checked out books on the subject of |
| sad... I went into business and made a few million | | | | places where girls love the older man. I parked the limo |
| dollars in a couple of years and retired at a young age. | | | | and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global search |
| I just don't like working all the time. What? Are the | | | | to find the girls. I found them. I now have more beautiful |
| Billionaires going to take it with them? They think so. I | | | | girls than any man on the planet. |
| work very hard and then kick back. I like the | | | | Unfortunately I made a bad investment that dropped |
| Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls. | | | | me to my knees financially, but I still have the girls. So |
| Why do you want to know about my life anyway? If | | | | now what? Well I can write a book, but that doesn't |
| you are a man who does not love women don't read | | | | turn me on. Bill already did that! I can sell my sales |
| another word. | | | | training again, I can put on How to Have 1000 One |
| I also I have a talent for acting and I wanted to be a | | | | Night Stands Seminars, The King of Seduction |
| movie star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. However, | | | | Seminars etc. or I can offer my one on one picking up |
| after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes | | | | girls services to a rich man who loves girls. I decided |
| and I realized that I get more girls than any actor living | | | | on the latter, |
| or dead. I decided for what do I want to be an actor! | | | | Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he plans |
| Am I immature, insecure and do I have low | | | | on looking me up. I have several other multi-millionaires |
| self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped me | | | | and one billionaire trying to decide if they want girls and |
| make my money. I had to show the world I was great. | | | | to hang out with Elvis or if they prefer to keep working |
| I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate | | | | and be buried with their money. So far no one has |
| sales. But I was great at it. What I like is girls, and | | | | taken me up on my offer 100%. My advice to these |
| nothing more. You would think I would grow up. I am 55 | | | | people is "Live Like You Were Dying!!" |
| years old already. | | | | To me my girls are like Forrest Gump's box of |
| Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered their | | | | chocolates. And they taste good!!! |
| talent late in life I have always had girls, girls, girls! I | | | | So you ask "Can you teach me to be a great Guru of |
| remember when I was 15 I went to a future farmers | | | | women? Please! Please! My answer, "Probably not. |
| event out of town and I came back holding hands with | | | | You are born with it or you are not. That's why I |
| a little Filipino doll with long black hair. My classmates still | | | | refuse to take these poor fools money in trying to |
| talk about me today. Mind you I was a poor boy from | | | | teach them how to pick up girls with a worthless book |
| the other side of the tracks but with the charm and | | | | or worthless seminars, but I am taking some poor girl |
| looks of Leonardo DiCaprio. | | | | loving soul under my wing, Look for me and my buddy |
| When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old 55 | | | | in the French Riviera floating around on his yacht with |
| Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to city and | | | | a boat load of girls! |
| town to town. You remember Ricky Nelson's "I Am a | | | | Please feel free to publish this article and resource box |
| Traveling Man" I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the | | | | in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. I |
| police threw me in jail for illegal plates. I had 15 of my | | | | also ask that you activate any html links found in the |
| teenage girlfriends send me money to bail the | | | | article and in the byline. You may make minor editorial |
| handsome poor boy out of jail! | | | | corrections only. |
| Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San Francisco | | | | |