| The life of the man with girls! girls! girls! | | | | jail! |
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| Whoops someone already has this title his | | | | Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to |
| name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill | | | | San Francisco and tasted California free |
| Clinton. Also a man to be admired! Obviously | | | | love. Oh the life. We had Jimmy Hendrix and |
| a man driven by women, although misguided. | | | | we still had Elvis too. Those were the times. |
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| 1000 One Night Stands! | | | | I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I |
| | | | bought a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a |
| My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis | | | | Ferrari and a big Mercedes and several other |
| Preston King the man who has more girlfriends | | | | exotic cars. I rented an airline hanger to |
| than any man on the planet. | | | | park them all because I lived in a Penthouse |
| | | | on the beach in a place they called the |
| Well it's true I always wanted to be a Rock | | | | Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the |
| Star and the truth is I am one hell of a | | | | girls, but low and behold I began to age and |
| drummer. Why did I want to be a rock star, I | | | | I noticed that 18 year old girls weren't |
| love rock and I love girls! Money for nothing | | | | paying any attention to me any more. Saddened |
| and chicks for free! That's why! I just | | | | by my aging face I contemplated surgery, but |
| didn't follow through. I never even put a | | | | felt the risk of death was too great. So I |
| band together. How sad... I went into | | | | went to the library and checked out books on |
| business and made a few million dollars in a | | | | the subject of places where girls love the |
| couple of years and retired at a young age. I | | | | older man. I parked the limo and the Ferrari |
| just don't like working all the time. What? | | | | in storage and went on a global search to |
| Are the Billionaires going to take it with | | | | find the girls. I found them. I now have more |
| them? They think so. I work very hard and | | | | beautiful girls than any man on the planet. |
| then kick back. I like the Margaritaville | | | | |
| lifestyle, beaches and girls. | | | | Unfortunately I made a bad investment that |
| | | | dropped me to my knees financially, but I |
| Why do you want to know about my life anyway? | | | | still have the girls. So now what? Well I can |
| If you are a man who does not love women | | | | write a book, but that doesn't turn me on. |
| don't read another word. | | | | Bill already did that! I can sell my sales |
| | | | training again, I can put on How to Have 1000 |
| I also I have a talent for acting and I | | | | One Night Stands Seminars, The King of |
| wanted to be a movie star. Why? To pick up | | | | Seduction Seminars etc. or I can offer my one |
| girls, of course. However, after I saw that | | | | on one picking up girls services to a rich |
| Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes and I | | | | man who loves girls. I decided on the latter, |
| realized that I get more girls than any actor | | | | |
| living or dead. I decided for what do I want | | | | Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well |
| to be an actor! | | | | he plans on looking me up. I have several |
| | | | other multi-millionaires and one billionaire |
| Am I immature, insecure and do I have low | | | | trying to decide if they want girls and to |
| self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped | | | | hang out with Elvis or if they prefer to keep |
| me make my money. I had to show the world I | | | | working and be buried with their money. So |
| was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as | | | | far no one has taken me up on my offer 100%. |
| a sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was | | | | My advice to these people is "Live Like You |
| great at it. What I like is girls, and | | | | Were Dying!!" |
| nothing more. You would think I would grow | | | | |
| up. I am 55 years old already. | | | | To me my girls are like Forrest Gump's box of |
| | | | chocolates. And they taste good!!! |
| Unlike the other gurus of girls who | | | | |
| discovered their talent late in life I have | | | | So you ask "Can you teach me to be a great |
| always had girls, girls, girls! I remember | | | | Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, |
| when I was 15 I went to a future farmers | | | | "Probably not. You are born with it or you |
| event out of town and I came back holding | | | | are not. That's why I refuse to take these |
| hands with a little Filipino doll with long | | | | poor fools money in trying to teach them how |
| black hair. My classmates still talk about me | | | | to pick up girls with a worthless book or |
| today. Mind you I was a poor boy from the | | | | worthless seminars, but I am taking some poor |
| other side of the tracks but with the charm | | | | girl loving soul under my wing, Look for me |
| and looks of Leonardo DiCaprio. | | | | and my buddy in the French Riviera floating |
| | | | around on his yacht with a boat load of |
| When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my | | | | girls! |
| old 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls | | | | |
| form city to city and town to town. You | | | | Please feel free to publish this article and |
| remember Ricky Nelson's "I Am a Traveling | | | | resource box in your ezine, newsletter, |
| Man" I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the | | | | offline publication or website. I also ask |
| police threw me in jail for illegal plates. I | | | | that you activate any html links found in the |
| had 15 of my teenage girlfriends send me | | | | article and in the byline. You may make minor |
| money to bail the handsome poor boy out of | | | | editorial corrections only. |